by Fortherbois January 13, 2021
by Brotisserie Chicken December 19, 2017
When a prostiute is sucking your penis and someone sneaks up and hits her (or his) head and underside of her jaw together to close her mouth quickly biting the head of your dick off.
by Daniel Orangetree March 13, 2018
A sex act where one party holds their penis on a coffee table while the other covers their bare foot in marinara sauce and olive oil before stomping on it. A variant of "dick flattening."
"My girlfriend has gotten bored with our sex life, she wants to work food into it."
"Like she wants to pour chocolate sauce on each other?"
"No, like she wants to give me the ol' Italian Guillotine."
"That's a-spicy dick flattening!"
"Like she wants to pour chocolate sauce on each other?"
"No, like she wants to give me the ol' Italian Guillotine."
"That's a-spicy dick flattening!"
by BDYY June 5, 2022
by ill-paid February 7, 2016
Cletus: I got guillotined again, I bled a fuck-ton. I think it’s gonna leave a scar.
Jeremiah: Who the hell asked?
Jeremiah: Who the hell asked?
by Heughicopter March 24, 2020
When a girl with her 4 front teeth are chipped diagonally, resembling the angle of a guillotine, is giving you head with ounces of lube being used and slices down cutting the tip of your penis.
by people_like April 29, 2022