Michael

the dad from cloudy with a chance of meat balls. only forehead no eyes.

Michael comes off as a type of bad boy but in reality he is very ridiculous. He makes you smile and laugh even when you are having a sad day. He is super sweet, caring, and naturally helps others. He is absolutely the most wonderful person you have ever met. Once on your mind, you never stop thinking of him. When his arms are around you, you feel like you are in the safest place in the whole world and you never want to leave. The moment you are not around him anymore you miss him like crazy. Michaels morals are perfect and his looks steal your heart. His eyes twinkle when he is happy and this makes you melt. He is the most adorable thing ever! He will make your life one big adventure through exploring the world and learning new things. He is chill yet so much fun! Michael always expresses his true feelings, his love is so pure and when received it feels like a gift. Never let go of a Michael, he makes your life a living dream. He is beyond perfect.

Michael , he is the most sweet , generous and amazing guy you will ever meet. He is there when you are sad , and will make you smile like no one else has. He will make you laugh when you least expect it. He brings you joy , because just looking. At him gives you butterflies that will last a life time. Michael is very smart and know when someone is sad , but yet Michael can’t tell when you’ve fallen for him .... p.s. to the Michael reading this that girl you’ve been talking to you , who shares her saddest feeling even when it hurts her to tell you , she’s a keeper for life , she’s going to be there in thick or thin. Now is you’re time to take a leap of faith and put in everything for this girl , you may not know it but Michael she loves you

The one dude that all the girls hate because he is always right and says factual stuff but secretly all the girls like him.

Michael a.k.a ‘Mingo’ is a bloody legend and saviour to all. If you are bogged in an avalanche, he will tow you out. He is socially anxious around the female race, although he has many female admirers, amen.

A complicated person genuinely being a bit stupid at times he tries to make others laugh and like him however he hides his real feelings and doesn’t tell anyone about them but having a Michael can be one of your closest friends for life who you can tell anything

Such a god damn fucking god in the sack. When he enters me it feels like he's going to come out my throat. When his balls slap my asshole I quiver in delight. His hip circles make me creamy. Like creamed corn. He has the stickiest man juice of any man, boy, woman, or child. If Michael were on the Titanic he would have used his massive ballsack to stay afloat. Probably a male porn star in a past life. Sometimes has unibrow. The greatest guy I've met and I love him so much.