M.A.D.

Macalester Affective Disorder, where whenever you set foot on Macalester campus you just want to bust a cap up everyone's ass. Often coupled with seasonal affective disorder, cause it's fucking cold up here.

Mutually Assured Destruction is the term used when one country launches nuclear warheads against another and that country retaliates in kind, resulting in the destruction of both much like the Fallout series. This theory is usually in association with the fail: deadly prodecure.

mutually annoyed deviants

abbreviation for Midwestern Ass Disease. An affliction which is rampant throughout the Midwest and particularly the Detroit area in which a girl's ass is much larger proportionately than the rest of her body. Possible causes of this disease are the cold winters, and a total lack of walking.

Money All Day. some one who gets M.A.D. is always making money

(Mack Awesome Dude/Dame). An abbreviation that describes someone you know.

A person who was born on the day they're reading this. They came into this world thirteen years ago and truly changed everyones lives. They are the prime genetic combination of their parents. A first born. (Sorry little ones but it's a scientific fact sooo) All jokes aside, I hope they enjoy their big day!