by duplik8 March 8, 2020
by Fluorescent Adolescent May 12, 2020
a dumb virus that allows white moms to buy all the god damn toilet paper and cannned goods
fuck you karen fuck you
fuck you karen fuck you
by mydogpissedonme March 20, 2020
A disease caused by a highly infectious virus known as SARS-COV-2. Can easily cause pneumonia.
Symptoms include fever, cough, shortness of breath, and a strong compulsion to travel abroad.
COVID-19 is also known to be able to effectively decrease carbon emissions worldwide.
Symptoms include fever, cough, shortness of breath, and a strong compulsion to travel abroad.
COVID-19 is also known to be able to effectively decrease carbon emissions worldwide.
George: "My grandma died from the COVID-19 virus today."
James: "Actually, COVID-19 is the disease, not the virus."
George: "Shut the fuck up James."
James: "Actually, COVID-19 is the disease, not the virus."
George: "Shut the fuck up James."
by SARS-COV-1 March 20, 2020
Its a stupid virus that prevents people from doing what they love the most. It makes you relize that you actually have a life. It breaks couples up beacuse they cant see each other. It makes people buy toilet paper when they dont even need it so, that way the people who really do need it cant wype there ass
Mom-Who used the last of the toilet paper?
Dad-I did
Mom-I have to go to the store now. Wheres my mask so i dont get the COVID-19
Dad-I did
Mom-I have to go to the store now. Wheres my mask so i dont get the COVID-19
by Social distancing got me like April 22, 2020
COVID-19 is caused by a coronavirus called SARS-CoV-2 allowing introverted stoners to finally stay home in quarantine and smoke without a school or a boss b*tching in their ears or having to talk to people.
by Chloegirl13 September 1, 2020
by the cooler penguin27 April 16, 2020