A current New Zealand celebrity once thought to be a maori myth. Big Sam, also known as Sam Read is known for his awkwardness specifically around the female gender. Big Sam is disporportionaly Big as opposed to most people named Sam. He is known to refer to Wikipedia upon imminent loss of an argument. Big Sam is known to have only one known natural predator, Harry. Big Sam will consume a small apple over the time period of a few hours. This annoys everyone in the vicinity as he nibbles like a small squirrel. Historic sources have claimed that Big Sam has Soviet ancestory in him. Although Big Sam confirms this, there is no evidence in which to fully support this, thus making Big Sam a Big Liar.
Big Sam Whispered "Evening, Young Patawon" into the ear of his friend as he nailed him with an awkward man touch
by 1301 History May 30, 2011
Absolute Hero To All Aberdonions xxx
Big Lanky Pussy Magnet
Ballon d'or Winner (2 December 1996 - Present)
Scored 2 Crucial Goals In Aberdeen's 2018/19 Ladbrokes Premiership Match Against St Mirren 06/10/18
Mostly Known For His Debut Where He Destroyed Scott Brown
Big Lanky Pussy Magnet
Ballon d'or Winner (2 December 1996 - Present)
Scored 2 Crucial Goals In Aberdeen's 2018/19 Ladbrokes Premiership Match Against St Mirren 06/10/18
Mostly Known For His Debut Where He Destroyed Scott Brown
1.Sammy Cosgrove Wins The Ballen d'or Once Again
2.Here Comes Big Sammy Cosgrove With All The Ladies"
3."Big Sam Cosgrove Finishes , A Shame He Can Only Finish Off The Ladies"
2.Here Comes Big Sammy Cosgrove With All The Ladies"
3."Big Sam Cosgrove Finishes , A Shame He Can Only Finish Off The Ladies"
by FS19 November 17, 2018
by Big John Rambo March 8, 2008
by IzzzMeYahBoi June 28, 2019
A man who is always alpha. May have a girth warrior but they ladies say they like the thicc dick. Ladies should be all over this unit
Becky was happy she meet such a great guy but wasn’t surprised since all alpha Big Man Sam’s are great.
by Alphapeen February 2, 2019
When someone (usually on discord) gets big mad because you speaking big facts and they are in denial and cannot handle the truth, so they resort being a "big mad sam" to have slightly raised chance at winning the argument, but fail becuase allt hey rely on is "no u" comebacks and spam the chat room when they are about to take that heavy L.
Big mad sams are usually known to he constantly big mad
Even on their calmest fays they resort to Passive aggression when interacted with.
Big mad sams are usually known to he constantly big mad
Even on their calmest fays they resort to Passive aggression when interacted with.
User 1 - "look at this kid being big mad on chat"
User 2 - "nah bro he Being more than big mad, that guys being a Big mad sam!"
User 3 - "whats the difference? 😂"
User 4 - "lol fr" he just being big mad as usual"
User 2 - "nah bro he Being more than big mad, that guys being a Big mad sam!"
User 3 - "whats the difference? 😂"
User 4 - "lol fr" he just being big mad as usual"
by HM9K July 21, 2019
He is a man who is South African and has a very fresh cut. He loves crystals and doesn’t allow sleepovers with mr T’s kids from Ramon. Trader Joe's is his favorite brand and he gets Cheesy Garlic Bread from there. He has a fresh accent and says "boy". He has the power to close all restaurants at 10:00. His hobby is driving and loves shopping as well. He is a master of rugby and cricket. He is 59 but looks 18. I am proud to call him my father.
by Jon freed August 20, 2023