Trailer Park Bobcat

trail·er·park·bob·cat

  /ˈtreɪlər/  /pɑrk/ /bobcat/
   trey-ler pahrk bob-kat

–noun,plural-cats, (especially collectively) -cat.

A much older and less attractive woman with less money than a "cougar" that attempts to prey upon men or boys in a pathetic attempt for attention or sex, having a brownish coat with black spots.

Trailer-park Bobcats are interested in any man no matter the age or body type, they are a desperate lot that would mate multiple times in one day if there were willing partners.

Unfortunately they are usually so repulsive that they spend their entire time hunting without success, unless they trap a unlucky, weakly and usually drunk poor soul of a man that has been known to commit suicide upon sobering and realizing that they had sex with such an awful creature.

They often travel on buses, bicycles or drive cars valued less than $500. You can often smell them well before ever seeing them. They are always filthy and dirty with flaking skin and matted ugly hair. A Trailer park bobcats tits are always sagging and often stretch down over their protruding belly. Their vaginas are always diseased and a dangerous place to insert a penis. They have been known to reuse condoms with multiple sex partners. They always smoke cigarettes and will often dig a used cigarette out of an ashtray and finish it.

Skinny, usually chain-smoking white female with many poorly groomed kids running wild around her. Usually has a quick temper and a baby in one bony arm and her cigarette in the other arm, standing in front of her trailer. Usually works a series of low skilled jobs in quick order.

Impoverished white American whom identifies himself as a "Republican" not because of wealth or fiscal esponsibilty, but because of ignorance and/or racism. (They do not necessarily live in an actual trailer park) Some identify themselves as "Tea Party Patiots."

Also see: Republibilly

a word for a tattoo in a trashy place that is not the lower back (tramp stamp) such as the hip or breast

An oversexed white female who's been around the block way too many times and usually has an enterage of children with different daddies. Their counterpart is the ghetto project hoodrat.

sub-set of rock music that is really crappy and stale and extremely popular with the 13 year old trailer park rockers you see at wal-mart. Examples: Nickelback, Linkin Park, Limp Bizkit, Staind, Creed

Feet at the height of disrepair and neglect, usually resulting from lack of shoes, pavement, and personal hygiene. Coincides frequently with dirt tans, wife beaters and twelve packs of beer that cost less than three dollars.