At Least George Washington In The Worlds Global Name Ranking System The Illuminati Requires The Belief In Heaven, Cutting Of The Uvula, And The Removal Of One Of The Testicles As Initiation And Only Men Are Permitted To Join
The Illuminati Died Out In The 1700s Bunch Of Uvula Cutters Anyway…
by Illuminatiscience February 19, 2022
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1) Unbelievable; but possible because true belief the world is run by a secret society. 2) Terms of being possessed or "high" off of the shake of really bad schwag. 3) Secret society.
1) "Dude, that dunk was Illuminati!"
2) I was so Illuminati yesterday, never again."
3) "Illuminati!"
by Illuminati baby October 25, 2010
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A bunch of assholes who decide for the world beyond it's will
A: What word comes too your mind when you hear about wars , financial meltdowns etc.?
B: Illuminati
by Another random guy September 18, 2012
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Illuminati is currently the name given to the richest and most powerful people in the world. They don't call themselves that. Although a lot of people suggest it BS and fictional, We can see greed is controlling the world, the rich are getting richer everyday. War arms are expensive and only the rich can sell them. For those who poo poo the idea that there is some kind of "illuminati", Look at wealth distribution patterns over the past 30 years. The hard working people are well and truly being screwed by the rich. Greed and gluttony rules the world.
The illuminati influence people's mind in the media and influence world events because they have enough money to do whatever they want.
by Aluminumati July 20, 2015
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It just means all of the occultists in the world who also happen to be well connected in academic and financial circles and of course in high positions of political power and global planning.They worship the devil.

Freemasons.

Satanists.

Globalists.

International Socialists.

Creators of such lovely concepts as modern Satanism,modern Wicca,the KKK,Scientology,Socialism,Communism,Nazism and the UN.

They invent lots of Satanic religions and plan on a one world religion to go with their one world government and one world currency.

see also atheism,deism and the Thule Society
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The HOLOCAUST!

^coming soon to a THEATER near you!
by see also the vatican July 29, 2005
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A fake secret society and idea created by people that believe that mediocre to bad artists, actors, etc was made in order to explain why these people are in the industry, as they are so ignorant to the fact that sharing the music video (We Cant Stop) commenting how bad it is, and talking about it on heavily viewed forums does nothing but put it in hell. Instead it promotes it, and so in music videos and movies show "illuminati" symbolism like 666, or the all seeing eye to promote it as people will talk about it and more will know and promote its existence, also they probably like to piss you off. And they will put more stuff like sex, money, etc. in it that knows it will make white christians cringe in church pants. There is no "waking up" its you being stupid. And no im not a celebrity initiating into a belief that a devil figure will give me money, sex and fame now but will put me in hell later instead of believing in god that requires my life to be shitty in order to worship him and put me in heaven as an award for my suffering. (Also, if good music isnt mainstream, why dont you share and talk about it all the time about your findings?)
Clarence: Oh my goodness, have you seen that slut Miley Cyrus' Wrecking Ball video? It's so horrible, it must be the Illuminati. It's not like there's metaphors or anything in it, I have to focus on "sluttiness"

Head of every Christian Forum: Oh yes, i must tell everyone how slutty and nasty she is even though the Bible clearly tells me not to judge.
by Ohshtpleasedontkillme13328 November 3, 2013
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a stupid word little kids/fuckboys use because they are retarded
Fuckboy: Dude! I saw a triangle today! ILLUMINATI!!!
Normal Person: Shut the fuck up, retard
by shiftyshadow April 4, 2015
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