kewl

a way to say or write the word otherwise known as "cool" so as to purposefully annoy Type-A spellers and various authoritarian personality types.

an unnecessary replacement in texting for when a person wants to say something is "cool", normally used in a monotone context.

when someone believes they are too cool to say cool like everyone else in the world.

A word that only a select few of the worlds most inept people use, mainly losers with an extremely low level of intelligence. Anyone who uses the word in a sentence cannot legally have an IQ above 90.

Online term used to show disinterest in something, used dismissively.
A sort of weak, sarcastic cool

The uncool way to spell "cool". Commonly used by Internet geeks.

I don't know what's worse - the fact that you need to look this word up or the fact that it was created in the first place. in any case you should shoot yourself in the face.