What you say to people when you have the desire for a blowjob. Also what to say to people who piss you off and that you hate when they get on your nerves and attack you.
Fuck you, commie bastard. Suck my Dick!
A Submitted joke: From "Suck My Dick"
Your so stupid that you needed directions when you jumped off the Sears Tower.
A Submitted joke: From "Suck My Dick"
Your so stupid that you needed directions when you jumped off the Sears Tower.
by Suck My Dick November 30, 2004
by SAADB July 4, 2014
I think pineapple express already did that. But when I wake up and say "time to suck today's dick" I mean "let's do this" good or bad.
by bdlyandhadlock June 14, 2017
by Cory Lendon August 6, 2008
A less time consuming way of saying, "GO FUCK YOURSELF YOU STUPID MOTHER FUCKING COCKSUCKER!!!!", when you are less than pleased with them.
Person #1 says: "Hey asshole, you owe me some fucking money!!!"
Person #2 responds: "You ain't gettin it, so SUCK MY DICK."
Person #2 responds: "You ain't gettin it, so SUCK MY DICK."
by Streaks August 7, 2006
by Street 69 Freak(Kiwi) February 15, 2005
by nicole_luvz_cox January 12, 2011