Brighton Marathon

A once yearly event when a male travels to Brighton located on the south coast of the U.K. and receives anal sex by 26 other men and a midget in a single day.

Requirement to have a pint of beer in every pub (not bar) seen on a walked journey.

When you are about to have sex with your girlfriend, and upon the first thrust you break the bed...and your girlfriend.

were the legendary snake arnold stays and gets high, plays minecraft, and watches nelk. so raftus

A cultural wasteland; a town full of rich white people, primarily snotty middle schoolers, soccer moms, and wiggers.

Place in Brooklyn, home to a high concentration of Russians. Also called Little Odessa.
Favorite hangouts include the boardwalk, beach, and annoying Russian nightclubs.

When one of two sexual partners proceeds to empty their bowels on the other who is laying on their back. The chosen defecator erforms a crab-like side to side shuffle while releasing feces as to provide full bodily coverage on thier sexual partner. The "Shuffle" became popular with day-trippers who visited Brighton during the late 1800's but has since fallen out of popularity due to the required leg strength needed to perform the shuffle properly.