1) Something you can find in a box and eat for breakfast, but is not very healthy.
2) See: cereal killer
2) See: cereal killer
1) I will never buy cereals for you, they are bad for the health.
2) I kill you, and you, and you, and you, and you, and you, and you.
2) I kill you, and you, and you, and you, and you, and you, and you.
by The boy who picked flowers and made people sing May 22, 2003
The crap you put with ur 2% fat free milk every day and makes u fatter than Sultan also tastes like shit with all those multicolored crap pro-cancer shit tey put on
by Namina June 24, 2005
Tim: wow! Did that really happen?
jim: ya... I'm cereal!!!
Tim: umm. .. you need to get some real friends
jim: ya... I'm cereal!!!
Tim: umm. .. you need to get some real friends
by jimmy boy85 December 8, 2009
Not the food group. Rather, used in appropriate context, "cereal" is a term used to describe something so unbelievable, yet true.
by Mr. Loggins March 5, 2009
1. Another name that stoners use when their around non-stoners and their trying to keep the fact that they smoke ganjah secret
2. When two stoners who dont believe in love but believe in the love of weed
2. When two stoners who dont believe in love but believe in the love of weed
1. Dude did you bring the cereal cause i could use the sugar rush
2. Lj I cereal you so much I cereal you to Erica
2. Lj I cereal you so much I cereal you to Erica
by purpleflowerchiq16 July 26, 2009
person 1: 'oh my god, are you being cereal?'
person 2: 'i'm being deadly cornflakes.'
person 1: 'i'm pregnant'
person 2: 'cereal?'
person 1: 'full english breakfast'
person 2: 'i'm being deadly cornflakes.'
person 1: 'i'm pregnant'
person 2: 'cereal?'
person 1: 'full english breakfast'
by jedwardchicken September 15, 2011
by aircow March 24, 2005