"Ayy bro want some mustard?"
"Hell nahh, I don't want toilet juice. Give me some of that Mayonnaise. You know that sweet life cream?"
"Hell nahh, I don't want toilet juice. Give me some of that Mayonnaise. You know that sweet life cream?"
by Larks D November 3, 2018
"MAYONNAISE!!"
by mayonnaise. September 19, 2022
by Matt Bellamy April 20, 2004
A Mayo Jar who's pc setup consists of a Windows 7 laptop on a rusty ass fucking chair. Also may have jerked off to every Chainsaw Man character.
This nigga is poor as fuck and need a fundraiser immediately. Please go help Mayonnaise if you are generous.
by I Eat Afghans August 10, 2023
NOT an instrument. (English)
NO es un instrumento. (Spanish)
PAS un instrument. (French)
KEIN Instrument. (German)
不是乐器. (Chinese)
НЕ инструмент. (Russian)
楽器ではありません (Japanese)
악기가 아닙니다. (Korean)
HINDI isang instrumento. (Filipino)
NÃO é um instrumento. (Portuguese)
NÍ ionstraim. (Irish)
साधन नहीं। (Hindi)
לא מכשיר. (Hebrew)
Non instrumentum. (Latin) also RIP Unus Annus #mementomori
NO es un instrumento. (Spanish)
PAS un instrument. (French)
KEIN Instrument. (German)
不是乐器. (Chinese)
НЕ инструмент. (Russian)
楽器ではありません (Japanese)
악기가 아닙니다. (Korean)
HINDI isang instrumento. (Filipino)
NÃO é um instrumento. (Portuguese)
NÍ ionstraim. (Irish)
साधन नहीं। (Hindi)
לא מכשיר. (Hebrew)
Non instrumentum. (Latin) also RIP Unus Annus #mementomori
Patrick: Is Mayonnaise an instrument?
Squidward: No Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument.
Patrick: *does N@zi salute* I MEAN- *raises hand*
Squidward: Horse radish is not an instrument either.
Squidward: No Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument.
Patrick: *does N@zi salute* I MEAN- *raises hand*
Squidward: Horse radish is not an instrument either.
by Little Kid Lover aka MikeScott November 21, 2020
When they assume my gender
Person: oh hey what up MAN
Me: EXCUSE ME?!? I identify as mayonnaise you inconsiderate cunt
Person: shit sorry man
Me: STOP TRIGGERING ME WHILE ASSUMING MY GENDER!
Person: Aw sorry mayo
Me: Thats more like it
Me: EXCUSE ME?!? I identify as mayonnaise you inconsiderate cunt
Person: shit sorry man
Me: STOP TRIGGERING ME WHILE ASSUMING MY GENDER!
Person: Aw sorry mayo
Me: Thats more like it
by ushudstahP December 21, 2016
The inhabitants of County Mayo, Ireland.
by Rory the sheep October 1, 2009