"John enjoys the company of other men because he's a barlow"
by fdafdafda May 6, 2007
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Get a load of that little barlow on the corner, moe!
by Bob Proczko October 16, 2006
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‘Barlowed’ which can also be referred to as ‘gazz’d’ is a term used to describe someone who has drunk so much alcohol that it’s left them in a confused state, and soiled underwear.
Did you see that lad sat down on the sofa? He was totally barlowed!

Fuck me that lads gazz’d off his chops
by ssparkey October 31, 2023
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a name given to that extremely big-headed boy that has to beat everyone at everything. he is hated by most of the worlds population apart from one big teethed geek. The name can also be used as an offence to this person, and will send him into a collosal mood. This persons head swells every time he beats someone, and his ego swells every time he is beaten. he is daily beaten up by builders, commanded by 'the pete'.
person 1- "whey siddown barlow!"
barlow- "*head swells* ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffrrrrrfffff
by the egotistical maniac May 24, 2009
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To become again, better than once you were, like the ugly duckling, from Gary Barlow, once a fat dancer in Take That, now a global icon, buff ... with a nice beard!
He used to be fat and ordinary with a bad haircut, but ten years on he's buff, he's totally Barlowed
by crimbo October 6, 2012
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Barlow (Verb): the act of hitting the woah on the top of bradda head, falling off of the cliff, almost dying then fucking Barlow till he’s dry
by Barlowist666 July 4, 2019
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wow Im not sure if I had sex with a barlow last night or if he had a tootsie roll stuck to his crotch nonetheless What a worthless date.
by chaz barlow the halo master February 8, 2010
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