Arnold Schwarzenegger's pet in "Kindergarten Cop". He would've liked to show Dominic his one-eyed ferret I'm sure.
by JC May 30, 2004
Harold Stephenson is sure one ferret he wanted some of that hot redneck prom sex with those eighth graders
by Yafavcatlady January 9, 2017
Ferret, or ferretphile, is the IFunny censoring for pedophile, or pedophilia. Typically used in contexts where the word "Ferret" wouldn't actually fit. Also used in other places where heavy censorship is placed, such as Roblox.
by SuperAwesomeCody October 10, 2020
Commentator: "Courtney Walsh strolling to the crease now, a ferret if I ever saw one, sure to get another duck."
by umpirestrikesback February 23, 2005
The ferret is not as smart and agile as the pole cat, but a related species, it never seems to become adult and stays very playfull.
When the ferret runs and jumps, it often hits doors, walls etc by clumsieness, it can't hunt as efficient as the pole cat can etc.
When the ferret runs and jumps, it often hits doors, walls etc by clumsieness, it can't hunt as efficient as the pole cat can etc.
by Podenco May 3, 2006
by Von D February 13, 2018
by not a ferret July 1, 2010