some random guy: dude have you heard of what elon musk did to twitter?
another random guy: i fucking hate him
another random guy: i fucking hate him
by iiSuper November 10, 2022
Who is Elon Musk?
He’s like a little kid in a playroom, with cars and rockets and a little star and space playmat, making whoosh and the cckkrkrkkhhh noises.
But like...
With a lot of money.
That’s Elon Musk.
He’s like a little kid in a playroom, with cars and rockets and a little star and space playmat, making whoosh and the cckkrkrkkhhh noises.
But like...
With a lot of money.
That’s Elon Musk.
“Have you heard of Elon Musk?”
“Yeah, isn’t he the guy who launched a car into space on a rocket, and created and sold flamethrowers for fun?”
“Yeah, that guy. I swear he’s just a five-year-old with a lot of money.”
“Yeah, isn’t he the guy who launched a car into space on a rocket, and created and sold flamethrowers for fun?”
“Yeah, that guy. I swear he’s just a five-year-old with a lot of money.”
by josie758 March 18, 2018
Some asshole man-child who happens to be the richest man in the world. Recently bought Twitter to promote transphobia, and is currently trying to be a real life Tony Stark. It just so happens that he is failing miserably at being a real life Tony Stark.
Ugh, did you hear that whole brain thing Elon Musk did with monkeys?
Yeah, I think most of them died. And I heard he's moving onto humans next.
Yeah, I think most of them died. And I heard he's moving onto humans next.
by Yarinoi^2 June 1, 2022
by gvvhhbv b gg March 22, 2021
A dolt who owns a company named Tesla while ironically embodying the very worst attributes of Thomas Edison.
by TK2000 October 30, 2023
Person 1: "Elon Musk is moving Tesla here to Texas bring in jobs! What a hero!"
Person 2: "Elon Musk is moving to Texas because there is almost nothing, in terms of rules and regulations, that makes employers legally responsible for their employees. It's why large manufacturing corporations have been moving to Texas from blue states in droves since around 2005."
Person 2: "You're just a socialist who hates the rich. Fox News and the AM radio warned me about people like you."
Person 1: "When you get fired immediately after breaking your back or losing an appendage at one of these recently relocated former blue state industrial complexes, don't call me up and ask me to drive you to the hospital."
Person 2: "Elon Musk is moving to Texas because there is almost nothing, in terms of rules and regulations, that makes employers legally responsible for their employees. It's why large manufacturing corporations have been moving to Texas from blue states in droves since around 2005."
Person 2: "You're just a socialist who hates the rich. Fox News and the AM radio warned me about people like you."
Person 1: "When you get fired immediately after breaking your back or losing an appendage at one of these recently relocated former blue state industrial complexes, don't call me up and ask me to drive you to the hospital."
by James R Clobum June 8, 2021