My English teacher wanted to have sex in junior high/The only problem was, my English teacher was a guy/I smacked him in the face with an eraser/Chased him with a stapler/And stapled his nuts to a stack of papers/Walk in the strip club/Got my jacket zipped up/Bless the bartender/Stuck my dick in her tip cup
(My Name Is...)
(My Name Is...)
by Cummy worm November 30, 2010
used when one is absent from a gathering
if you know you're going to be M.I.A. in advance (due to work, etc.), the term can be used so that people think positively of you in spite of your absence
if you know you're going to be M.I.A. in advance (due to work, etc.), the term can be used so that people think positively of you in spite of your absence
by ClearCritic September 5, 2010
Commonly misheard lyric of "dirt all on my name" from the song Attention by Charlie Puth.
Note that "dirt all" sounds surprisingly similar to "turtle"
Note that "dirt all" sounds surprisingly similar to "turtle"
by M'sBlUfF October 13, 2017
by SAMICH Original January 1, 2018
weezer fan 1: What are some good songs?
weezer fan 2: My name is jonas is a great song. U should listen to it.
weezer fan 2: My name is jonas is a great song. U should listen to it.
by edwild22 March 1, 2009
used in exclamatory exaltation when a person feels like he/she has achieved a feat worthy or recognition.
by saymynameeee October 25, 2012
by Alfie Ayy Lmao April 19, 2017