The beach is possibly the most reliable place for picking up chicks and guys.
All kinds of people are there, from hot 15yr old girls in bikinis to 50yr old men in self denial.
Whether you're looking for serious love or a quick fuck in the boat shed, the beach is the place to look.
Oh, it's also the nearly official word for where the ocean meets the land.
All kinds of people are there, from hot 15yr old girls in bikinis to 50yr old men in self denial.
Whether you're looking for serious love or a quick fuck in the boat shed, the beach is the place to look.
Oh, it's also the nearly official word for where the ocean meets the land.
Guys: "Let's go to the beach and get some pussy."
Girls: "Let's go to the beach and get some stud."
Everyone: "Let's go to the beach and laugh at fat men and women, then get some pussy/stud."
Girls: "Let's go to the beach and get some stud."
Everyone: "Let's go to the beach and laugh at fat men and women, then get some pussy/stud."
by Shadow XII November 27, 2005
A bored, hopeless state of mind brought on by heat, sleep deprivation, or chemistry homework . Pointless business law classes can also induce such feelings of "beaching."
This chemistry homework doesn't make sense. I'm so tired, and the air conditioner is broken so I feel like I have heat stroke. I must be beaching.
by That which is Beach March 13, 2011
co-worker: Where do you live?
mom: We live near the beach!
co-worker:WTF?
mom: its fun living near the beach we hang out there all the time.
co-worker:WTF?
mom:do you want to live near the beach?
co-worker:Depends...
mom: What do you mean?
co-worker:Has to be a slutty bitch.
mom:WHAT?
co-worker:oh sheit..
mom:...
mom: We live near the beach!
co-worker:WTF?
mom: its fun living near the beach we hang out there all the time.
co-worker:WTF?
mom:do you want to live near the beach?
co-worker:Depends...
mom: What do you mean?
co-worker:Has to be a slutty bitch.
mom:WHAT?
co-worker:oh sheit..
mom:...
by yo mommaaaaa July 19, 2006
by Truthteller2 October 29, 2006
by Peter Calabrese September 2, 2007
by Tiandrea November 4, 2007
verb - to drop a turd so long that part of it stretches out of the water onto the dry area of the toilet bowl on the edge of the water, in much the same way that a whale beaches itself
One dude: So how was the crap, man?
Other dude: Amazing! I totally beached one; it left a huge streak.
Some dude: Oh, my stomach hurts.
Another dude: Is your appendix rupturing?
Some dude: No, I just feel like I'm about to beach one.
Another dude: Ewww..awesome.
Other dude: Amazing! I totally beached one; it left a huge streak.
Some dude: Oh, my stomach hurts.
Another dude: Is your appendix rupturing?
Some dude: No, I just feel like I'm about to beach one.
Another dude: Ewww..awesome.
by Gritter December 3, 2007