{alternatively, V-8}(vee-eight): To bonk somebody in the forehead with the heel of your palm. Could possibly be used in the context where one made the obviously worse of 2 choices, or forgot to do something. It expresses similar elements to facepalm.
"I could've had a V8!" *bonk*

"I'm going to V-8 you if you open that spam e-mail."

"Oh...I should have turned the water off before the pool overflowed!" *V8*
by Xaxio August 19, 2008
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A big engine that people with little dicks praise.
Import guy; hey by any chance did you happen to catch a glimpse of my s5 taillights? (rx7)

Muscle guy; nah man you whizzed by. man I wish i had a lighter car, maybe then my v8 would accomplish something,

Import guy; so hows the misses?

Muscle guy; ehhh she's not satisfied anymore

Import guy, perhaps you should stop over compensating.
by RegretxX September 13, 2009
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During menstraution, male and female decide to engage in intercourse. By entering the vagina, the males genitalia is coated with blood. He then takes his penis out of the female and she proceeds to give oral sex. She sucks the blood completely off of the penis while the male tickles her breasts with stalks of celery. After male orgasm, he then smacks her in the head with his penis declaring, "V8."
Bro 1: "Did you shaboink Karen on her period?"
Bro 2: "No doubt, even gave that hoe a V8, fam."
by broliver October 22, 2015
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When a married man bangs his secret lover in the ass while keeping 4 fingers in her ass and 4 fingers in her vagina.
Barb: Come over and give me a V8 tonight while your wife is away.

Tom: Ok but I will have to take my rings off otherwise my fingers will get stuck inside you.
by Mike Rotchitchie August 6, 2008
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An act to pleasure a woman that involves inserting four fingers in her vag and four fingers in her butthole, then moving your hands in and out in a V motion, like the movement of pistons in an engine.

As one hand goes in the other slides out, in an alternating fashion.
Ex: Steve sure knows how to serve up a roaring V8.
by Bill Weiners May 9, 2011
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Try towing a boat without a V8.
by bubba November 13, 2003
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Monstrosity of an engine, capable of leaving "fuel efficient" pieces of $hit on the starting line, with their fuel injectors shoved up their @$$. v8's have the potential of 1000+ hp, while rice burners have to be supercharged just to get 300 hp. Their is no *sound* better in the world than the sound of a big block v8 rumbling down the street. and there is nothing *funnier* than watching a burner lover $hit themselves as it rolls by. the v8 will ALLWAYS be the heart and soul of REAL AMERICAN cars. No matter what you do to a burner, no matter how much "bling" you put on it, a 1970 GTO will allways show you up. ALL HAIL AMERICAN MUSCLE CARS!!!!!
All old muscle v8's and some new
by nathan l January 11, 2006
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