A stinky shit hole, that has food that looks like nasty runny dog shit! The hole place is full of DISEASES!
by Autumn and Tabatha October 8, 2007
Mac: Lots of shady shit goes down in nursing homes Frank, okay? These places are like prisons.
Frank: Like people getting ass-raped?
Charlie: What? Oh my god, dude.
Mac: No, not like people getting ass-raped. People don't want to be here because they feel like-
Frank: Because they're getting ass-raped.
Frank: Like people getting ass-raped?
Charlie: What? Oh my god, dude.
Mac: No, not like people getting ass-raped. People don't want to be here because they feel like-
Frank: Because they're getting ass-raped.
by Angel Wysterra November 5, 2019
A fart that is so nasty and vile that it makes a room smell like a nursing home. Consider the room or area permanently tainted with a rotten stink smell.
Major construction is required after the fart to reuse the area, including ripping out carpets and sub-floors, and walls and sheet-rock.
Bio-hazards suits are needed to clean-up, and Center for Disease Control needs to be notified.
Major construction is required after the fart to reuse the area, including ripping out carpets and sub-floors, and walls and sheet-rock.
Bio-hazards suits are needed to clean-up, and Center for Disease Control needs to be notified.
Rudi cruised over to Sampson's house for Monday night football. He had been eating bratwurst all day, and drinking Schmidt Ice. He didn't feel well at all and something was brewing deep in his stomach.
He ripped a huge fart during half-time - big mistake. It turned out to be a nursing home fart and completely wrecked Rudi's house.
He ripped a huge fart during half-time - big mistake. It turned out to be a nursing home fart and completely wrecked Rudi's house.
by Jrubadub October 12, 2010
Child of a Nursing Home occupant that finds out their parent is not nursing home rehabilitation material anymore, but persistently tells the staff to keep his or her parent because he or she doesn't want to care for the parent, when the parent has nowhere to go.
Yvonne is a Nursing Home Nazi, she wants to leave her father in the Nursing Home even though he doesn't need it, just so she doesn't have to look after him.
by Nicki Nicotine December 3, 2010
An event in your life that could result in a memory that would bring a smile to your face at some future date when your remember it.
Let the old geezer have his NHM (Nursing Home Moment), probably remember when he lost his virginity.
by AndyFM January 11, 2022
A large, cookie cutter, cheaply made apartment building with all amenities included (gym, playroom, dog grooming center, etc). Millennial Nursing Homes cost $3,600 a month for a one bedroom unit, and that will go up by another $600 in a year. They are soulless structures with endless hallways, chosen for convenience and nothing else.
"I just got a new job in the city. I'm going to look for an apartment at the Millennial Nursing Home near the bus stop."
by chc69 November 15, 2022
A person who is old AND stupid. They can be found at any local gas station, buying obnoxious amounts of lottery scratch-off tickets and holding up the line.
by kcdesert July 12, 2008