Martha Stewart

After intercourse, when the male gets up to leave the female's place, he wipes his penis on her curtains.

an old women that makes crafts and a home things for family pople. she ha a cooking show too.

I fucked her side piece Emma Watson

After a One-Night Stand the Male reaches over wipes his Pecker and sack off on her curtains and leaves the house after making a sandwich.

a person who cooks cookies for Peter and Ryan.

Girl giving you a blowjob while making you a sandwich.

1) 21st century entrepreneur whose failed personal life spawned a successful career in life style television.

2) An act of defecation related revenge. When thoroughly aggravated by a friend or loved one, discreetly remove a towel or sheet from the bottom of their linen closet. Carefully unfold said article, take a hearty steaming shit, refold to conceal fecal surprise, and replace at the bottom of the pile. Typically the "Martha Stewart" is not discovered until the entire closet smells like a Tijuana whorehouse.