Albert

A smart guy which knows everything

An absolute idiot who plays roblox and screams very loud his jokes consist as felipe tiffany myumi and cleetus he is known as flamingo on youtube

Cool ass beeto eat ass lives day by day and has a shit dick and hotter

A calm/chilling guy that people tend to ask his advice and perspective on how to get ladies.
Does'nt seem to need much help but will still ask for some.

The most perfect guy any girl would ever dream of having in their life. Everything I need, everything ive ever wanted, plus more. No one can ever come close to him.

an Albert is a hot pc gamer who loves to play infestation survivor stories and everyone loves him.

An Albert is usually seen bashing console fags with copies of Day Z.

N. Slang. An unexpectantly large penis on an otherwise unattractive man. Term most likely originated from the handsome Prince Albert, husband of Queen Victoria, whom was rumored to be very well hung. Not to be confused with the male genital piercing Prince Albert, though the origin is probably related.