20 definitions by woodpile

The day after your birthday is birthday Boxing Day
Spent my whole birthday Boxing Day hanging out my arse
by woodpile October 11, 2022
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a girl who can make your dick shine after she polishes off all that ceramy stuff.
Tiger has a fleet of special woodpolishers and they don't know shit about cleaning golf clubs.
by woodpile February 3, 2010
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she gave you the best blow job you ever had, She Sucks Like A Porn Star
That wasn't any lame half assed blowjob,she was a pro SSLAPS
by woodpile January 24, 2010
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Woody Of The Week
She was totaly hot until I saw another hotter chick.My dick stay hard for her,she the WOTW
by woodpile January 19, 2010
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