20 definitions by maxatron
While writing a phrase or word the begins with the letter C, the C is then replaced with the letter K to make it sound Kool. This type of vocabulary can always makes the most dull sentances look so much more intesne.
Regular sentance: "I must now Combat with the mighty Comotose Crabs of Concubine and Crush the Crazy Cougars before the great Crackers of Canada Cock block all the Crackreads in Columbia."
Kool Sentance: "I must now Kombat with the mighty Komotose Krabs of Konkubine and Krush the Krazy Kougars before the great Krackers of Kanada Kock block all the Krackheads in Kolumbia."
Mortal Kombat Vocabulary is the Key to Kool writing.
Kool Sentance: "I must now Kombat with the mighty Komotose Krabs of Konkubine and Krush the Krazy Kougars before the great Krackers of Kanada Kock block all the Krackheads in Kolumbia."
Mortal Kombat Vocabulary is the Key to Kool writing.
by maxatron July 30, 2009
cornography is what i do man, write it and film it, and the best part is, they do it for free. They'll do anything! Hardcore, whatever you want.
by maxatron December 22, 2008
Alphabits is a cereal that is shaped like alphatbet letters and quite possibly the worst cereal ever created. Alphabits is like what would happen if you took a 60 year old cheerio and dunked it in the toilet and rubbed it in a fat man's underwear. Alphabits just looks like one of those rip-off cereal brands (which it pretty much is) that tastes like a gigantic turd. Just dont buy Alphabits... you will want your $4.00 back. You may die by implosion from eating this ceral.
by maxatron July 30, 2009
The best "fuck people over" class in Team Fortress 2. The Pyro is good for fucking people over, mainly characters like The Spy, because he can pretty much blast fire everywhere in a room and end up killing every cloaked Spy inside. One cannot tell what the Pyro is saying behind his mask, whenever he tries to talk all you hear is a bunch of "hmmhmhhhmmm". The Pyro comes fully equipped with a Flamethrower which can continue to do damage even after death, and an axe known as the "Axe-tinguisher" the Axe-tinguisher is an axe wrapped in... barbed wire... and has a 100% critical chance if the enemy is on fire.
The Pyro: HMMMHMHMH
by maxatron July 30, 2009
An alliance of very popular kids. Some of these kids may resemble Fonzi, from Happy Days, or Biff, from back to the future. These are the kids that get all the chicks and know how to party. Not to get mixed up with the ku klux klan.
Small Child 1: Hey, why didnt you get any low-fat ranch on your Caesar Salad?
Small Child 2: 5 members of the kool kids klan cornered me and took my Lunch Money.
Small Child 1: You too?
Small Child 2: 5 members of the kool kids klan cornered me and took my Lunch Money.
Small Child 1: You too?
by maxatron December 22, 2008
by maxatron October 24, 2008
What is going to happen in the future. How the world is going to end. How everyone on the planet will die. The apocalypse is coming. The end of the world is near. Everyone will eventually die from the coming threat....Porn Wars.
by maxatron December 22, 2008