21 definitions by gvvhhbv b gg

Kermit means to go drunk.

Ima go kermit and blame it on my dad.

Hey hot mama, can I buy you a McDonald's chicken sandwich.

I saw an anomaly at the haunted house, it should not have existed.

Latino mom: Why do U not fucking listen child!
Latino kid: Oh crap not la chancla!
Latino mom: Throws la chancla at kid.
Latino kid: Ends up in the hospital.

Oi m8, if Mickey went drunk on alcohol then jumped off the building like kermit would it would be a mickey mouse drunk house.

Dryer lint is a yummy meal.