40 definitions by g-diggity
Division of Youth and Family Services; it is an organization that aims to prevent child abuse in New Jersey by taking children away from predator parents.
They are responsible for investigating allegations of child abuse and neglect and, if necessary, arranging for the child's protection and the family's treatment.
Basically, they lock away dead beat Dads and send kids to foster homes. If a kid calls DYFS, they come, no matter what.
It is based out of NJ, and for NJ only.
Their Mission Statement:
To ensure the safety, permanency and well-being of children and to support families.
They are responsible for investigating allegations of child abuse and neglect and, if necessary, arranging for the child's protection and the family's treatment.
Basically, they lock away dead beat Dads and send kids to foster homes. If a kid calls DYFS, they come, no matter what.
It is based out of NJ, and for NJ only.
Their Mission Statement:
To ensure the safety, permanency and well-being of children and to support families.
Vrunda: I called DYFS last nite.
Rose: Did they come to your house!?
Vrunda: Yeah huh, and they took daddy away for hurting me.
Alyssa: That's why grown men shouldnt whip children, DYFS sends them to JAIL!
Rose: Did they come to your house!?
Vrunda: Yeah huh, and they took daddy away for hurting me.
Alyssa: That's why grown men shouldnt whip children, DYFS sends them to JAIL!
by g-diggity December 6, 2007
Dippin' Dots are tiny beads of ice cream. They are said to be "the worlds coldest ice cream" due to the fact that they are kept frozen at -40 degrees.
There are multiple flavors:
Banana Slpit, Chocolate, Vanilla, Cookie Dough, Cookies and Cream, Bubble Gum, Java Delight, Cotton Candy, Peanut Butter, and Strawberry.
Dippin' Dots are often found in amusement parks, stadiums, malls, and fairs.
When dippin' dots are left to melt in the sun, they leave an unforgettable odor; it's very nasty.
Motto:
Ice cream of the future!
Note: they are often overpriced. (8 dollars for 8 oz)
There are multiple flavors:
Banana Slpit, Chocolate, Vanilla, Cookie Dough, Cookies and Cream, Bubble Gum, Java Delight, Cotton Candy, Peanut Butter, and Strawberry.
Dippin' Dots are often found in amusement parks, stadiums, malls, and fairs.
When dippin' dots are left to melt in the sun, they leave an unforgettable odor; it's very nasty.
Motto:
Ice cream of the future!
Note: they are often overpriced. (8 dollars for 8 oz)
Rich: I could use some ice cream.
Chris: Let's go get some dippin' dots!
Rich: But i only have 4 dollars.
Chris: that's ok, you can get a 3 oz cup!
Chris: Let's go get some dippin' dots!
Rich: But i only have 4 dollars.
Chris: that's ok, you can get a 3 oz cup!
by g-diggity August 1, 2006
The alternative pronunciation of the big-box store Target.
Calling "Target" by the moniker "Tarjay" aims to make the shopping experience seem more upscale than it really is.
If you are always shopping at the big-box store, you may be stigmatized by your friends who shop at Whole Foods or at a mom and pop store.
To prevent this, all you need to do is make the name of the big-box store sound more sophisticated and upscale.
It adds a seemingly French sound to the name, and that sounds impressive, or even extraordinary
Calling "Target" by the moniker "Tarjay" aims to make the shopping experience seem more upscale than it really is.
If you are always shopping at the big-box store, you may be stigmatized by your friends who shop at Whole Foods or at a mom and pop store.
To prevent this, all you need to do is make the name of the big-box store sound more sophisticated and upscale.
It adds a seemingly French sound to the name, and that sounds impressive, or even extraordinary
Ann: Did you buy that button down shirt from the local store in town?
Bruno: No, I bought it from tarjay...oh-la-la
Ann: Oh, you mean Target?
Bruno: Yeah, but calling it Tarjay sounds fancier, and conceals the fact that i am cheap.
Bruno: No, I bought it from tarjay...oh-la-la
Ann: Oh, you mean Target?
Bruno: Yeah, but calling it Tarjay sounds fancier, and conceals the fact that i am cheap.
by g-diggity April 22, 2008
Tom: Get the fuck up to Hawk's Nest with that LTO.
Glen: But they already have 3 trays.
Carla: Just bring the lettuce, tomatos, and onions up there. gosh!
Glen: But they already have 3 trays.
Carla: Just bring the lettuce, tomatos, and onions up there. gosh!
by g-diggity August 2, 2006
This describes corporate managers being fired. It's the latest manifestation of rightsizing and downsizing.
it does not have to do with:
-cake layers
-delay of game
-plastic surgery
it does not have to do with:
-cake layers
-delay of game
-plastic surgery
by g-diggity November 6, 2006
The state of being extremely skinny to the point of being nearly anorexic when pregnant.
This trend became popular after startling images of Nicole Kidman and Nicole Richie surfaced, as they both looked as if they gained only the weight of their babies...
But in their desire to remain on the fashion radar, pregorexics risk their health and that of their unborn child.
It's a phenomenon that's being fuelled by the growth in designer pregnancy wear.
This "state of being" has a name that belongs to one of many buzzwords that make a serious deadly illness sound totally trendy
This trend became popular after startling images of Nicole Kidman and Nicole Richie surfaced, as they both looked as if they gained only the weight of their babies...
But in their desire to remain on the fashion radar, pregorexics risk their health and that of their unborn child.
It's a phenomenon that's being fuelled by the growth in designer pregnancy wear.
This "state of being" has a name that belongs to one of many buzzwords that make a serious deadly illness sound totally trendy
Milla: Did you see those pictures of angelina holding those babies?
Christina: I did! Does she EVER eat?
Milla: probably not, she has been diagnosed with pregorexia
Christina: I bet you're jealous...
Christina: I did! Does she EVER eat?
Milla: probably not, she has been diagnosed with pregorexia
Christina: I bet you're jealous...
by g-diggity August 16, 2008
A person who possess chromosomes that make them appear retarded. These people usually also have an unusually low IQ(under 80)
can be brought on by genetics.
parents are usually former/current druggies.
these people sometimes drool in public.
can be brought on by genetics.
parents are usually former/current druggies.
these people sometimes drool in public.
Eric: Go get me some wood glue.
Tom: what do you do with wood glue? does it taste good?
Eric: You are such a chromo-tard.
Steven: yeah dude, your fucked up.
Tom: what do you do with wood glue? does it taste good?
Eric: You are such a chromo-tard.
Steven: yeah dude, your fucked up.
by g-diggity June 10, 2006