6 definitions by The Real William Shakespeare
Stalker asian female that liked a guy called Denzel and also Jayden. She was so excruciatingly ugly that the guy usually turns homosexual.
by The Real William Shakespeare January 29, 2020
Has micropenis (secretly doesn't tho). Biggest autist around. Might fuck a couple children. Will slap the shit outta Erin Meatballsub when he fuckin sees the sket. Small with a disproportionate dick. Has all of the STIs in existence. Has tendencies to commit mass genocide.
by The Real William Shakespeare June 21, 2020
by The Real William Shakespeare May 27, 2020
PLs fucking help vin diesel has been holding me captive for many years. He occasionally feeds me ice cubes and whispers in my ear "Think about erin shoving it in her mouldy minge". I want to kill myself but vin diesel has made it impossible. On my birthday he feeds me his seed in hopes I would produce an offspring for him which he will name Ralph.
by The Real William Shakespeare June 21, 2020
American girl usually of asian descent. She's a big slut and sends nudes to British boys. Also is a huge spastic and is retarded.
by The Real William Shakespeare January 28, 2020