28 definitions by The Gosh Dang Bruin
by The Gosh Dang Bruin April 21, 2021
When you fake with your hand that you are reaching for a titty twister, but instead reach down abruptly into the homie’s pants and grab their junk.
by The Gosh Dang Bruin April 21, 2021
by The Gosh Dang Bruin July 17, 2019
The heroic and brave act of cracking open a bubbly while you lie on your back as someone performs sexual acts to you. It is an extreme display of profound laziness.
by The Gosh Dang Bruin April 25, 2019
A statement made about an observation that is overwhelmingly true (and/or funny) when you think about it, but a statement not anyone can make.
An Owen Statement example: A hot pretzel that gets cold at a sports game is colder than the actual temperature outside.
by The Gosh Dang Bruin February 10, 2020
by The Gosh Dang Bruin October 29, 2018
by The Gosh Dang Bruin February 10, 2020