9 definitions by The Drizzla"
by The Drizzla" February 4, 2009
v. Chiefly British Vulgar Slang., Moyseyed, Moyseying, Moyseys.
v.tr.
To engage in illicit drunken sexual intercourse with. Specifically kissing, then licking snatch before flexing 2 or 3 sexual positions with at least one of the aforementioned positions being 'the Piledriver'.
The 'Moyseyer' or 'Moysey' is usually in a relationship with a girl other than the "Moyseyee".
Traditionally the Moyseyer will then describe at length, the sordid details of his exploits, whilst attempting to assasinate the character of the "Moyseyee".
v.tr.
To engage in illicit drunken sexual intercourse with. Specifically kissing, then licking snatch before flexing 2 or 3 sexual positions with at least one of the aforementioned positions being 'the Piledriver'.
The 'Moyseyer' or 'Moysey' is usually in a relationship with a girl other than the "Moyseyee".
Traditionally the Moyseyer will then describe at length, the sordid details of his exploits, whilst attempting to assasinate the character of the "Moyseyee".
We began kissing, which then turned into more passionate kissing and then eventually me going down on her. I've been told that she states she was trying to keep her knickers on however I remember quite clearly this not being the case. They actually came off very easily, she even helped me remove them
After going down on her on her bedroom floor, we moved to the bed where we then had sex in 2 or 3 positions. Sleep followed shortly after becuase by this point it was almost 6am
I have been told today that she claims that she was paraletic at the time (true - as was I) and not concious of what "I" was doing to her. She also claims that she woke up with me on top of her. Which is complete and utter bollocks - she was 100% awake - the whole time.... she was wide awake when i licking her snatch, wide awake when i was fucking her.... and also suprisingly WIDE AWAKE when she put her legs over my shoulders so i could fuck her even harder
...something that she told afterwards - "Trev never done me like that"
In short, I gave her a good old Moyseying
After going down on her on her bedroom floor, we moved to the bed where we then had sex in 2 or 3 positions. Sleep followed shortly after becuase by this point it was almost 6am
I have been told today that she claims that she was paraletic at the time (true - as was I) and not concious of what "I" was doing to her. She also claims that she woke up with me on top of her. Which is complete and utter bollocks - she was 100% awake - the whole time.... she was wide awake when i licking her snatch, wide awake when i was fucking her.... and also suprisingly WIDE AWAKE when she put her legs over my shoulders so i could fuck her even harder
...something that she told afterwards - "Trev never done me like that"
In short, I gave her a good old Moyseying
by The Drizzla" May 15, 2007
Mack75 and Chad77 were responsible for the proliferation of the most important word in the 70s gospel:'Lates'. It was with this word that they challenged the English language at the heart of its most vibrant city. Breaking down barriers, replacing the majority of conversation with one cry: LAAATES!
Check www.the70sfoundation.com for more info.
Check www.the70sfoundation.com for more info.
1. (as a greeting) 'Lates'.
2. (as a goodbye) 'Lates'.
3. (when someone is out of order) 'You are so Lates!!'
4. (When you dont want to do something. 'Lates to THAT!'
2. (as a goodbye) 'Lates'.
3. (when someone is out of order) 'You are so Lates!!'
4. (When you dont want to do something. 'Lates to THAT!'
by The Drizzla" January 19, 2005
To be utterly gutted, to have failed, to be a massive fail. To wake up and discover you are Maverick74 and you're depressed, wife, drug & alcohol dependent depressive who hasn't done a full weeks work in almost 3 years.
Mate 1: "My mother's been seriously injured in a road accident"
Mate 2: "Gutz, Mate!"
Mate: "No, head injuries, she's in the intensive care unit at the hospital..."
Mate 2: "No, I mean 'Gutz', like gutted or FAIL, you know...er...oh never mind...
Mate 1: "You remind me of a 'young promising black footballer'
Mate 2: "Why? I'm a 33 year old middle class white boy with a penchant for linguistics and twisting and moulding our wonderful English language"
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Mate 1: "Oh, shit, I lost 50 quid in 35 mins playing poker online last night"
Mate 2: "GUTZZZZZZ"
Mate 2: "Gutz, Mate!"
Mate: "No, head injuries, she's in the intensive care unit at the hospital..."
Mate 2: "No, I mean 'Gutz', like gutted or FAIL, you know...er...oh never mind...
Mate 1: "You remind me of a 'young promising black footballer'
Mate 2: "Why? I'm a 33 year old middle class white boy with a penchant for linguistics and twisting and moulding our wonderful English language"
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Mate 1: "Oh, shit, I lost 50 quid in 35 mins playing poker online last night"
Mate 2: "GUTZZZZZZ"
by The Drizzla" June 14, 2011
Young kiwi that frequents Internet boards with a username suggesting some sort of addiction to illegal pharmaceuticals.
Jesus Dzerzhinsky, stop being so pedantic, you are going to turn into that fucking pedantic Burger Slat, DFJ!
by The Drizzla" September 28, 2006
Onomatopoeic word often seen in foreign language graphic novels and cartoons to indicate when something has been plugged.
"...as the huge African transsexual lined up his thick tool with Maverick74's winking anus, the trashed browneye quivered in anticipation of yet another violent reaming. As the straddling nubian bore down on his prey the sphincter gave way with a dull 'STUMPFF!"
by The Drizzla" March 19, 2007
Anglicised version of 'STUMPFF!!', the onomatopoeic word often seen in foreign language graphic novels and cartoons to indicate when something has been plugged.
"...as the huge African transsexual lined up his thick tool with Donald's winking anus, the trashed browneye quivered in anticipation of yet another violent reaming. As the straddling nubian bore down on his prey the sphincter gave way with a dull 'STUMPFF!/BPUFFT!"
by The Drizzla" July 15, 2008