12 definitions by Tez, a man
A dog. Similar to "doggie", the term is generally only used by Japanese people, people who are learning Japanese, and otaku.
Person 1: "Ohayo, my tomodachi! Check out my wanchan!"
Person 2: "What the Sam fuckin' Hill are you saying? Jesus, man, you should have picked a different language."
Person 2: "What the Sam fuckin' Hill are you saying? Jesus, man, you should have picked a different language."
by Tez, a man March 6, 2010
Using this term will scare vegans as many of them love hummus as one of the few commercially viable but delicious vegan foods in the modern worlds. Can be quite humorous. Note that "hummus" can be substituted with the name of any well-known vegan food with varying results; the best ones are things like "Egg replacer" that the person has spent a lot of time looking for.
Omnivore: "I picked up some 'vegan hummus' for you. I know you like that stuff."
Herbivore: "Thanks! You're so considerate. (to self) Shit! What the hell has been in the hummus I've been eating all these years?"
Omnivore: "(to self) Victory! (to Herbivore) Don't mention it."
Herbivore: "Thanks! You're so considerate. (to self) Shit! What the hell has been in the hummus I've been eating all these years?"
Omnivore: "(to self) Victory! (to Herbivore) Don't mention it."
by Tez, a man March 22, 2010
When you and someone else are walking towards each other in an attempt to pass each other. You move to one side to pass them; they move to the same side to pass you. You move to the other side so you can escape the situation; they try to do the same thing. You are roadblocks of each other until one of you decides to stop and let the other walk by. Regardless of any ill will by either participant, the incident can be really, really annoying.
Me and Stan's mutual roadblock lasted for twelve seconds. Then we each thought the other was being an asshole. We worked it out, though.
by Tez, a man April 4, 2010
An orange rodent-like Digimon who has Tai as his Tamer. He is a Rookie Digimon and can Digivolve into several other Digimon such as Angemon and Pegasusmon.
Patamon: "It's about time you had a bath"
Tai: "You know what? STFU. You're a Pikachu cosplaying as Zubat."
Patamon (breaks fourth wall): "For the last time, Digimon isn't a ripoff of Pokemon."
Tai: "You know what? STFU. You're a Pikachu cosplaying as Zubat."
Patamon (breaks fourth wall): "For the last time, Digimon isn't a ripoff of Pokemon."
by Tez, a man April 13, 2010
An expression of one's obliviousness to very obvious things. Often followed by silence per the listener's surprise at the speaker's bakaness.
Chris: "Are you a pedophile?"
Herbert: "..."
Viewer: "Wow. Just...wow. It's been going on for, like, ten years. Just...uhh."
Herbert: "..."
Viewer: "Wow. Just...wow. It's been going on for, like, ten years. Just...uhh."
by Tez, a man March 22, 2010
A phrase used when one's finger has recently emerged from their asshole, and the speaker wishes the listener to experience the smell of the speaker's own ass, i.e. that of poo. Used once by Chris Griffin from Family Guy, and parodied by the title of an online game, "Spell My Finger".
Person 1: Hey, man, smell my finger.
Person 2: I know where you're going with this. I don't appreciate that you'd try to fuck me over in this way.
Person 1: Dude, it's not like that. I was just touching some Smencils I have in my pocket.
Person 2: Oh, I've always wanted to know what those smell like. I swear to Christ, it'll be the death of me when I figure out how to attach a smell to a pencil. All right, then... Aaaaagghh! Asshole!
Person 2: I know where you're going with this. I don't appreciate that you'd try to fuck me over in this way.
Person 1: Dude, it's not like that. I was just touching some Smencils I have in my pocket.
Person 2: Oh, I've always wanted to know what those smell like. I swear to Christ, it'll be the death of me when I figure out how to attach a smell to a pencil. All right, then... Aaaaagghh! Asshole!
by Tez, a man February 5, 2010
When you want to make someone look like a homosexual. Say it when they are turned away from you and they will most likely turn around no matter their sexuality. When he realizes what you have done, you will either share a jolly laugh together or he will punch you in the face.
This is done mainly by low-end middle school kids or general attention-seekers.
This is done mainly by low-end middle school kids or general attention-seekers.
Josh: "Hey, Jacob, I'm naked!"
Jacob: "wait...what?"
Josh: "Hahaha, you looked! (cough)queer(cough)"
Jacob: "All right mate, this was cute the first couple times, but you crossed the line now" (proceeds to deliver a can of whoop-ass)
Jacob: "wait...what?"
Josh: "Hahaha, you looked! (cough)queer(cough)"
Jacob: "All right mate, this was cute the first couple times, but you crossed the line now" (proceeds to deliver a can of whoop-ass)
by Tez, a man March 10, 2010