142 definitions by Soiled Undergarment

1) An exclamation of joy.
2) The noise a shotgun makes.
3) The noise a bomb makes two clicks before going off.
4) A song.
1) "Dude!!! Click Click BOOM!!!"
2) "I'm gonna kill your punkass bitch" *click click BOOM*
3) *click* *click* *BOOM*
4) "Dude have you heard click click boom yet?"
by Soiled Undergarment August 13, 2003
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1) "Dude, I could sure have some breakfast."
2) "Dude, you're my breakfast."
by Soiled Undergarment August 17, 2003
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"Dude, your foreskin is so old, I've got a fiveskin."
by Soiled Undergarment August 17, 2003
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1) A bird
2) A foodstuff
3) A great pet
4) A word with many uses
1) "Dude, look at that chicken."
2) "Dude, let's go eat some chicken."
3) "Dude, you wanna see my pet chicken?"
4) "Dude, chicken chicken, bwaaaak bwuk buuuk!"
by Soiled Undergarment August 11, 2003
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The measuring of one's generative organs. As coined by UberBagel. The process of measuring ("bacing") must be done with an instrument known as a "kow".

French priapisme, from Late Latin pripismus, from Greek pripismos, from pripizein, to have an erection, from Pripos, Priapus. From Latin metricus, relating to measurement.
"Dude, My priametric reading generated a higher output than yours!"
by Soiled Undergarment November 2, 2003
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When you have a statue of Jesus and you use a dustbuster on it.
"Dude, that Jesus needs fluffing."
"Dude, I'm gonna fluff my Jesus."

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by Soiled Undergarment July 9, 2003
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Hippies who make love to trees in an attempt to stop the expansion of Stansted Airport. They try to stop it from becoming the biggest airport in the world, what we really need. They should be gassed.
"So you're an environmentalist huh? That's a big title for a small shit like you."
by Soiled Undergarment August 18, 2003
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