17 definitions by Samick Downunder

Similar to a French Kiss, but given down under.

Very short skirt, only an inch from the *hare*.

A bath so hot, that when lowering yourself in, you go: "Oo! Oo! Oo! Aa!Aa!Aa!".

The sound made when driving through too narrow a gap at too high a speed.

A gentleman with a specific wank window, ie his missus has just popped next door for a cup of sugar, A mindless act of violent self abuse carried out in a sort of masturbatory red mist.

A small present of little value which is acquired on the way home by a thoughtful man who has drunk too much and stayed out too late, in the hope of stopping his missus turning the fucking waterworks on. Examples include cheap chocolates bought from all night garages and bunches of flowers stolen from cemeteries.

A Hermaphrodite, ie, one who carries round a spare set of tackle.