11 definitions by Pol Pothead
A Word of New Zealand origin and slang to indicate extreme intoxication after overindulgance in alcohol
by Pol Pothead April 1, 2012
JOE: That new employee Tommy doesn't get anything done but sit around and play with his Tablet all day
BOB: Yeeup hes a two minute noodle...but hey that way we pay him minimum wage just to collect the trolleys.
BOB: Yeeup hes a two minute noodle...but hey that way we pay him minimum wage just to collect the trolleys.
by Pol Pothead May 30, 2014
1 - A person who has sex with or masturbates to muppets
2 - See Arsehole, cuntbag, dickhead, dickshit, motherfucker, cunt, homo, idiot, jerk, pig, fucktard, arseclown etc..
2 - See Arsehole, cuntbag, dickhead, dickshit, motherfucker, cunt, homo, idiot, jerk, pig, fucktard, arseclown etc..
John Key is a muppet Fucker
by Pol Pothead February 25, 2012
in P'Town, u have da K'mart, North City Plaza, the Piglet Farm (Police acadamy) and about a million bloody state houses in Waitangirua and cannons creek with six million bloody coconuts in them
by Pol Pothead February 10, 2012
A Person who lacks basic sense and logic, he cannot think laterally and is easily fooled thus a Simpleton or Idiot
by Pol Pothead February 25, 2012
A Person who does nothing but complain about everything and anything around them. They are usu. male and over the age of 55, they tend to have short tempers and rarely if ever smile
by Pol Pothead August 18, 2012
a sexually attractive and provocatively dressed teenage girl aged between 12 and 15 who you'd like to bang.
1. dayum that year 10 chick is fine as, id bang her but shes jailbait.
2. That 15 year old in the daisy dukes and poorly fitted midriff top dayum id bang her anyday but if i did then id have my ass serviced by bubba in the showers at rimutaka hilton
2. That 15 year old in the daisy dukes and poorly fitted midriff top dayum id bang her anyday but if i did then id have my ass serviced by bubba in the showers at rimutaka hilton
by Pol Pothead February 21, 2014