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Heywood Jablome

a guy you ask for when you make a crank call

"KMart. Can I help you?"
"My friend Heywood is at your store. Can you page him? His last name is Jablome."
"Heywood Jablome! Phone call! Heywood Jablome!"

by Paul Thundergod July 21, 2003

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fall on the grenade

to fuck and ugly she-beast so your friend can fuck the she-beast's hot friend

I'll fall on the grenade for you, but I need a few more beers first!

by Paul Thundergod August 29, 2003

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Pancake Bottom

a flat ass commonly seen on white girls

Why would I be attracted to Sara? White girl gotta pancake bottom, and I need a big ol' ledge booty!

by Paul Thundergod June 29, 2007

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Dumbass

"Dumbass" is a redundant term. An "ass" is a fool and "dumb," of course, means stupid. Hence, "dumbass" means "stupid fool." Is not it more efficient simply to call someone ans "ass?"

by Paul Thundergod June 27, 2003

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