4 definitions by Mumble Tumpkin
by Mumble Tumpkin March 6, 2018
A person who received a Bachelor of Science in Vagriculture from Cornell University, writing a thesis on non-chemical alternatives to Vagisil, for whom the pressure of loan debt required a career progression into vaginal reconstruction.
Mary: "I just had twins, naturally, and while my pussy aches and requires secondary treatment by a vagiculturalist, I still want to be tight."
Allen: "You should consult my vagineer, Dr. Twatfixxer."
Mary: "Is her a vagitarian?"
Allen: "Vagan, in fact."
Allen: "You should consult my vagineer, Dr. Twatfixxer."
Mary: "Is her a vagitarian?"
Allen: "Vagan, in fact."
by Mumble Tumpkin March 6, 2018
Pedro: "I went to immigration, but the sign said, 'Mexicannot.'"
Pedro's brother, Guadlupo: "That's fair, turn around and live a life of poverty and spicy hookah."
Pedro's brother, Guadlupo: "That's fair, turn around and live a life of poverty and spicy hookah."
by Mumble Tumpkin March 6, 2018
by Mumble Tumpkin March 6, 2018