3 definitions by Julie the Jarhead
Z.A.S.K. is an acronym for 'zombie apocalypse survival kit'. While a zombie apocalypse is a remote possibility, the Z.A.S.K. also serves as an all-purpose survival kit for hurricanes, earthquakes, and floods -- as well as the occasional zombie apocalypse.
Just ordered a second Z.A.S.K. for the car, complete with 3-day food supply for two, a multi-function knife, and iodine tablets for water purification. One never knows when zombies will strike.
by Julie the Jarhead August 12, 2011
I've had that stupid song from the Kia Soul commercial -- the one with the rappin' hamsters -- in my head for days, so I started singing the theme from THE VALLEY OF THE DOLLS. It's my safety song.
by Julie the Jarhead January 23, 2011
The brief, weird dream that you have between the time you wake up first and the time you finally wake up.
I woke up at 5, but I didn't have to get up till 7, so I went back to sleep. I had a tweam that Zsa Zsa Gabor was a 50-foot-woman attacking Chicago. I woke up again at 6:30.
by Julie the Jarhead January 25, 2011