3 definitions by James Bronson

One of the worst referees in the premier league. If arrogance and ego were one person, it would be Mike Dean. He makes decisions based on what will make people angry at him, as this fuels his ego and makes him feel fuzzy inside. Every time he makes a correct decision, VAR makes sure to remind him of his incredibly small penis and how disproportionate it is to his ego. He is balding from the fact that his hairline got so scared of his self inflated opinion of himself it ran away. This is the man that drinks water at the bar of a pub, just to get the bus home. The most unpleasant form of human being, rivalling Ted Bundy, and Hitler.

The name of the only competent referee in the premier league. Which is funny because he’s still very bad compared to European referees, however as he shares a league with such referees as Anthony Taylor and Mike Dean, it makes him look like VAR was a human being. However seems to always miss handballs and therefore has given more VAR handballs than any other referee. He has a chubby chin but is quite athletic. Finally, he’s unpopular with Assistant referees as he always plays advantage when they flag for a foul, making them look stupid.

Weird skinny and bony person that rides horses and loves God. Dates another skinny bony person. Although this makes them a perfect couple it does mean they are prone to making minecraft skeleton sounds in bed, alerting their unshowered gamer child from the future.