15 definitions by Dillon

official

An oral sexual act.
Often used for fellatio, but can be used to refer to other oral sex acts, like handjobs, anal stimulation, tonguing, ect...

"She gives the best official!" - "I had the hawtest official last night."

by Dillon February 7, 2005

one of the many things shelby does to be annoying that we make fun of her with.

Mostly used with the \m/ hand gesture

"\m/ HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSS"

by Dillon October 10, 2004

1.Taking you're girlfriend in the woods. 2.Humping while in the woods. 3. Humping a piece of wood.

1. I'm going wood humping today!
2. What you gonna do, wood hump?
3. Man that piece of wood feels so good!

by Dillon April 19, 2004

Small blue or purple creature depending on sex, Big ears, bowlegged, high on wacky tabacci and fly.

look at that high pixie fly

by Dillon June 21, 2004

A person from the Medterranean country Malta

Hey your from Malta

by Dillon October 16, 2003

you are a fucker
tu est un conarde

by Dillon June 21, 2004

Means something is good value for money, shortened down version of bargain.

Easyjet, chomps when they were 10p, just Baguettes in Aylesbury etc..

by Dillon March 11, 2005