306 definitions by Diggity Monkeez
If a conjunction, the answer is "To join words and sentences."
Also a horrible pick-up line at bars.
Also a horrible pick-up line at bars.
Eugene: What's your function here?
Melvin: I oversee major projects and aid in the development of minor ones.
Tony: Hey baby, what's your function?
Tony is promptly slapped by Tina.
Melvin: I oversee major projects and aid in the development of minor ones.
Tony: Hey baby, what's your function?
Tony is promptly slapped by Tina.
by Diggity Monkeez March 27, 2005
by Diggity Monkeez January 29, 2005
when something unexpected happens like...PURPLE MONKEYS!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LOL!!!!!!!!!!
No, seriously...
Mike Cameron hitting four home runs in a game is NOT random. He did it through skill. Random things happen for no reason. Use the word correctly. Also, not in every sentence, please.
LOL!!!!!!!!!!
No, seriously...
Mike Cameron hitting four home runs in a game is NOT random. He did it through skill. Random things happen for no reason. Use the word correctly. Also, not in every sentence, please.
by Diggity Monkeez November 25, 2004
The apostrophe can:
1) substitute for a word/space in a contraction.
2) show possession when placed at the end of a word and followed by 's', save for words that end in 's' or the word 'its'.
3) be used instead of a 'g' in the progressive tense (is doing, was doing, etc.).
1) substitute for a word/space in a contraction.
2) show possession when placed at the end of a word and followed by 's', save for words that end in 's' or the word 'its'.
3) be used instead of a 'g' in the progressive tense (is doing, was doing, etc.).
1) He's climbing pretty rapidly.
2) Stephanie's shorts were too small, but nobody complained.
3) I'm checkin' e-mail.
2) Stephanie's shorts were too small, but nobody complained.
3) I'm checkin' e-mail.
by Diggity Monkeez January 25, 2005
My statement about the latest stock market developments floored him; he was stunned.
Frazier floored Cosell with a huge left.
Frazier floored Cosell with a huge left.
by Diggity Monkeez March 14, 2005