15 definitions by Da Zeg
The thick phlegm coughed up by a non smoker who cadged a few cigarettes from a smoking friend the night before while under the influence of alcohol
by Da Zeg January 8, 2005
What those stupid twats south of the border call their country. Some how the fags managed to get 3 syllables out of England, probably because they feel that it makes the shitehole sound more important. Usually chanted in a triad of stupidity.
by Da Zeg March 3, 2005
1.Man sausage in the erect state, when being given to a female, either vaginally, analy or oraly.
2. Used in conversation as an analagy for the above acts.
2. Used in conversation as an analagy for the above acts.
1.
Yeah, Yeah, Baby, HAVE YOUR DINNER!!!
2.
Guy1: So, you gave her her dinner yet?
Guy2: You bet, she ate it all up nice and came back for second helpings.
Yeah, Yeah, Baby, HAVE YOUR DINNER!!!
2.
Guy1: So, you gave her her dinner yet?
Guy2: You bet, she ate it all up nice and came back for second helpings.
by Da Zeg March 16, 2005
A homemade beverage with a possibly life threatning dosage of caffine.
Named so because on first testing the plucky subject's heart rate was clocked at 376 BPM
Consists of a Can of Coca Cola or pepsi
(not diet, we need the sugar rush as well)Poured onto 10 spoonfulls of instant coffee in a pint sized glass (due to excessive foam)
Stirred and drunk in a oner.
Has been known to cure hangovers.
Absolutly no use as a study aid as you will have a concentration span of .2s
Named so because on first testing the plucky subject's heart rate was clocked at 376 BPM
Consists of a Can of Coca Cola or pepsi
(not diet, we need the sugar rush as well)Poured onto 10 spoonfulls of instant coffee in a pint sized glass (due to excessive foam)
Stirred and drunk in a oner.
Has been known to cure hangovers.
Absolutly no use as a study aid as you will have a concentration span of .2s
by Da Zeg January 10, 2005
Lets Go Kick Some Ass,
Normally used in online gaming to rally team-mates at the start of a round or assault.
Normally used in online gaming to rally team-mates at the start of a round or assault.
by Da Zeg April 6, 2005
ad.Severley intoxicated
n. Peesh:- Alcoholic Beverage(s)
v. To Peesh :- Act of getting Peeshed
On the Peesh -> Getting drunk
n. Peesh:- Alcoholic Beverage(s)
v. To Peesh :- Act of getting Peeshed
On the Peesh -> Getting drunk
by Da Zeg January 10, 2005
The people who constantly bombard you with stupid questions such as "What time do you call this?"; "Where have you been?; "Who was there?"; "How much have you been drinking?".
They can only see a small toned-down part of your life as they proceed to stop you doing anything which gives you even the slightest pleasure.
Those who enforce "House Rules" which apply only to me as they do whatever the fuck they want.
They can only see a small toned-down part of your life as they proceed to stop you doing anything which gives you even the slightest pleasure.
Those who enforce "House Rules" which apply only to me as they do whatever the fuck they want.
by Da Zeg February 28, 2005