1 definition by Crygel Carpentears
a fat dump who incessantly eats wings until he sweats his bald ass head to a shine and drinks so damn much that he embarasses anyone who tries to compete with him. hes the best at everything there ever was: hes got the shot of kobe, feet of pele, arm of peyton manning, and swing of bonds. FTFM.
by Crygel Carpentears December 1, 2006