8 definitions by Cripple in da 651
The best excuse to be unproductive for eight or more hours every day.
There's really no need for coffee or energy drinks,
Just get some sleep.
There's really no need for coffee or energy drinks,
Just get some sleep.
by Cripple in da 651 April 4, 2008
The #1 ranked competitive eater in the world!
Kicked Kobayashi's ass.
66 hot dogs in 12 minutes.
Straight from 707!
Kicked Kobayashi's ass.
66 hot dogs in 12 minutes.
Straight from 707!
Joey Chestnut is my hero!
by Cripple in da 651 April 7, 2008
A ten-term congressman who currently represents the 14th district of Texas in the U.S. House of Representatives.
Dr. No is also running a national campaign for President in 2008, under the Republican banner.
Unfortunately, Dr. No has very slim chances of being elected.
Dr. No has earned his title for his countless "nays" on the House floor.
Also see Ron Paul
Dr. No is also running a national campaign for President in 2008, under the Republican banner.
Unfortunately, Dr. No has very slim chances of being elected.
Dr. No has earned his title for his countless "nays" on the House floor.
Also see Ron Paul
by Cripple in da 651 February 22, 2008
The best team in baseball!
Players who aren't concerned solely about their paycheck.
Recently signed the best pitcher in baseball to one of the most lucrative contracts in history.
Insane talent in,
third baseman #5 David Wright and
shortstop #7 Jose Reyes.
Awesome ballpark, (Shea)
which never sold out to a corporate sponsor,
like the new ballpark, (Citi)
Loyal fans, who can live through a season ending in September,
unlike the Bronx.
(King Georgie and loud-mouth Hank have to buy their victories instead.)
Players who aren't concerned solely about their paycheck.
Recently signed the best pitcher in baseball to one of the most lucrative contracts in history.
Insane talent in,
third baseman #5 David Wright and
shortstop #7 Jose Reyes.
Awesome ballpark, (Shea)
which never sold out to a corporate sponsor,
like the new ballpark, (Citi)
Loyal fans, who can live through a season ending in September,
unlike the Bronx.
(King Georgie and loud-mouth Hank have to buy their victories instead.)
by Cripple in da 651 March 30, 2008
Watermelon,
Berry Lemonade,
Purple Pomangranade,
Maple Soda,
Just a few of Jones' many flavors.
I know a girl who got one of her photos on the label, too!
Jones Soda is amazing.
You should try it some time.
Berry Lemonade,
Purple Pomangranade,
Maple Soda,
Just a few of Jones' many flavors.
I know a girl who got one of her photos on the label, too!
Jones Soda is amazing.
You should try it some time.
by Cripple in da 651 May 15, 2008
The six-wheeled, 10-ton piece of shit I get stuck riding to that prison they call high school every day.
My bus driver is a fuckin' nut job!
(They told me I had to include "Uncool Bus" in my definition so there it is.)
(They told me I had to include "Uncool Bus" in my definition so there it is.)
by Cripple in da 651 February 16, 2008
The only consistently successful sports team in the state!
Timberwolves,
Twins, and
Vikings
all suck!
Timberwolves,
Twins, and
Vikings
all suck!
Minnesota Wild: Stanley Cup '08?
by Cripple in da 651 April 7, 2008