5 definitions by Chris Carr

describes a man whose penis does a 180 degree turn and point straight back at himself during an erection, resembling a u-turn or has a horse shoe like effect.
nick: check that dudes erection, he's got a huge u-turn dick happening!

shawn: I know, that's gotta be an illegal curve!

nick: It's strange, yet oddly arousing!
Source: Chris Carr, Fredericton, New Brunswick

describes a man whose penis does a 360 degree turn and point straight back at himself during an erection, resembling a u-turn or has a shoe horn like effect.

Defines a shed containing a seat with a hole cut in it with which to piss, shit, vomit or any other disgusting bodily function into said hole. Also known as an outhouse.

When you are in a public setting and you consciously decide to scoop your genitalia out of your trou. Sweat pants are best worn for such an occasion.

The mysterious off-white substance found in the bottom of a condom after orgasm is achieved.