84 definitions by B. Hanback
Referring to make-up.
Honey come on! We HAVE to go! We are going to be late....
I'm not done getting ready...
Damn you take forever to put on the jams and jellies - get a move on!!
I'm not done getting ready...
Damn you take forever to put on the jams and jellies - get a move on!!
by B. Hanback June 25, 2009
Term used when someone leaves a bar or a club without letting anyone know because they are drunk and want to go home, but don't want their friends to know they are leaving...
Where did Chris and Keith go?
They were hammered and probably pulled the Tampa Fade...
Everyone was heading to the strip club and Brian pulled the Tampa Fade - married guys always do...
They were hammered and probably pulled the Tampa Fade...
Everyone was heading to the strip club and Brian pulled the Tampa Fade - married guys always do...
by B. Hanback January 18, 2009
Term used to describe a girl or a girlfriend or a prosepective girlfriend with minor flaws - with the thought that they could be cleaned up they would be worth dating or going out with or even marrying...
How was your date last night?
Good, but she needs fake tits, a gym membership and a decent apartment...
Project Clean Up?
Yea....
Good, but she needs fake tits, a gym membership and a decent apartment...
Project Clean Up?
Yea....
by B. Hanback January 15, 2010
The phrase used when you are looking for a parking spot at a restaurant or crowded lot and you find a spot in the front row.
Damn, this place is packed tonight - what the hell could be going on - we are going to wind up parking in the next county...
There's a spot up front! Fuckin' Diva Parking baby!
There's a spot up front! Fuckin' Diva Parking baby!
by B. Hanback May 13, 2009
Slang for the break room of an office. Called this because when a cake, cookies or other goodies are left out, the office workers tear into it like a Piranha on fresh meat.
Sally: Are those girl scout cookies?
Betty: Yes, I bought them from the neighbor girl.
Sally: Don't leave them in the Piranha Tank or you will never see them again.
Cristi left her day old donuts out on the table in the Piranha Tank and they did not last til noon.
Betty: Yes, I bought them from the neighbor girl.
Sally: Don't leave them in the Piranha Tank or you will never see them again.
Cristi left her day old donuts out on the table in the Piranha Tank and they did not last til noon.
by B. Hanback April 3, 2008
Guacamole Cart that is normally used in restaurants to move table to table and make homemade, fresh guacamole for customers. The best way to make guac.
Also, can be used in the home, at friends house, or even at the beach on vacation to make homemade guac.
Also, can be used in the home, at friends house, or even at the beach on vacation to make homemade guac.
Bry and Lea were eating at Sol and ordered fresh Guacamole. A nice lady rolled a guac cart up and prepared it tableside.
We took the Guac Cart over to Mark's for Super Bowl - it was the hit of the party!
We took the Guac Cart over to Mark's for Super Bowl - it was the hit of the party!
by B. Hanback January 16, 2010
Hey man, want to borrow some of my Polo Cologne?
No bro, I don't do artifical flavors...
You could smell Danny's artificial flavor from across the bar because he bathed in that shitty colonge before he came out
No bro, I don't do artifical flavors...
You could smell Danny's artificial flavor from across the bar because he bathed in that shitty colonge before he came out
by B. Hanback April 10, 2008