84 definitions by B. Hanback
A hot single mom that frequents Chuck E. Cheese pizzeria with her kids - most often looking for single dads.
That woman just looked you up and down over at the drink station and then followed you to the salad bar? What the hell?
Honey, don't worry, that's just another Chuck E. Cougar - this place is crawling with them....
Honey, don't worry, that's just another Chuck E. Cougar - this place is crawling with them....
by B. Hanback March 28, 2009
fuck this, I want some mommy juice
honey, stop at Uncle Bud's on the way home and pick up some mommy juice for me...
honey, stop at Uncle Bud's on the way home and pick up some mommy juice for me...
by B. Hanback February 17, 2008
The New Year's resolutioner's that join a gym or healthclub in January, hog the shower and weight machines...and then will stop working out by Valentine's Day.
John: Bro, the gym is so crowded!
Colby: Don't worry, these Valentine's will be gone by mid-February.
John: Yea, one of them asked me how to open his locker....damn valentines.
Colby: Don't worry, these Valentine's will be gone by mid-February.
John: Yea, one of them asked me how to open his locker....damn valentines.
by B. Hanback January 26, 2008
by B. Hanback October 3, 2008
Bry had a bag of frozen peas on his sack for 2 days because his wife had him get the snip snip
Babe, puck a condom on....
Look, I did not get the snip snip to wear a sock to fuck
Babe, puck a condom on....
Look, I did not get the snip snip to wear a sock to fuck
by B. Hanback August 9, 2008
A friend that you have because you paid to belong to a private club or group. Someone that is not a true friend but a fake friend.
John is not going to hang with us today, he is golfing at the club with a bunch of his Rent-A-Buddies.
Steve joined the country club to schmooze with the Rent-A-Buddy that is the CEO.
Steve joined the country club to schmooze with the Rent-A-Buddy that is the CEO.
by B. Hanback December 16, 2008
Found predominately in rednecks – when the lower teeth grow or extend past the upper teeth. This condition, if not fixed at a young age can cause digestion problems and also increase the risk of biting one’s own tongue.
Did you see Billy?
No
He has the White Man's Under Bite! Damn!
Yea, dipshit bout bites his tongue off when he smiles...
No
He has the White Man's Under Bite! Damn!
Yea, dipshit bout bites his tongue off when he smiles...
by B. Hanback January 23, 2009