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a usually tall, generically pretty, immaculately groomed girl who is invited to a table at a club because she will raise the status of the men who have booked the table. table girls are expected to take limited part in the socializing of the men but are generally expected to laugh along at jokes and talk with the other table girls and girlfriends.
they invited cassie to go out with them to the club not because of her personality but to be a table girl.
by Angelacia February 23, 2011
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When a decent intelligent family lives in the inner city but occasionally when dealing with street, uneducated people in their daily lives, they are forced to 'get ignant' or go down to their level so they can survive.
Jawanda had to get ignant with Mary the other day over getting her son's baseball gloves back.
by Angelacia August 18, 2007
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the most retarded show ever...britney spears' little sister stars as a girl at an all-boys boarding school. it is so unrealistic it makes me head ache.
zoey 101:

the girls drive on the beach (which is somehow part of their school) on their pink vespas (a reward from a teacher for winning a school assignment, the assignment being to film a teenage Survivor). then they flirt with boys and deal with their 'crazy' teachers, and have a wild party in their dorm which is the size of my whole house and professionally decorated. the smart kid is in the corner, trying to memorize the 50 states and capitals, which is an assignment for a 15-yr-old.
by Angelacia May 26, 2007
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A word totally misused by teachers and other school administration who want to parade their 'knowledge' in front of anyone and everyone that is unfortunately unable to block out the barrage of nonsense.
Teacher: *Whom* is using the pencil sharpener?

Me: Um...that's wrong

Teacher: Shut up! Whom is the teacher here, may I ask?
by Angelacia June 19, 2007
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A gesture made with the hands to signify what gang and set youre from. gang signs can get you killed if you do them in the wrong part of town.
some little wanksta came up in herre throwin up the rollin 60s gang sign and we blasted his lil ass.
by Angelacia May 24, 2007
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A politically correct way to say that a school, area, or environment is mostly black or Hispanic. It doesn't have to be 'diverse' at all, as in Montebello High School which is 97 percent Hispanic, but it is still called 'diverse'.
Compton is an extremely diverse area.

Um, what are you talking about? It's black and Hispanic. That's not very diverse!
by Angelacia June 16, 2007
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What's in a middle-aged person's vocabulary from when they were pretty young things. it is exceptionally obvious when a.) the oldie in question is presenting a motivational speech to a bunch of bored high school kids and wants them to think they are 'hap'nin' but doesn't know the correct speech anymore, b.) when said oldie decided to write a 'convincing' teen novel. Is also apparent on the 'made for teens' websites you have to visit for school, where you're so enraptured in the hip language that you don't realize you're learning! *yay*
Let's read an exerpt of my new motivational book for teens:
Kyle: What's up Verne, you're looking tubular today!
Verne: Man, hey! Don't block my style. Anyway, I was wondering if you'd heard of the totally far-out website that helps teens like us help kids all over the world.
Kyle: Man, what a trip! Let's start making a difference!

(Communal gags from all under-85's at the blatant use of middle aged slang)
by Angelacia May 26, 2007
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